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A perfect day
I wake up. I think it is Thursday, but it doesn’t really matter. It is early, about 7 AM. There is plenty of time before I need to get on with my day. My bladder protests though, so I get out of bed and go to the bathroom to for a biological. When I get…
He was surprised that his immense laziness was inspirational to others
Charlie went into the office same as he did on every other day before today. He woke up, did his biologics, brushed his teeth, showered, got dressed, packed his bag and left his flat. On the subway he was listening to some music, all the while he was reading around his phone about what had…
Jenny made the announcement that her baby was an alien
It is a difficult thing to be a full-time writer. Not all of us will become a best seller, multi-millionaire author like that chick with them wizard books. Rachel knew this. She would have been satisfied with just go out for dinner and not worry about the check at the end. Alas, no cigar. After…
